fartgallery:

first you say “stop punching my son” and now you say “stop punching me”? lol make up your mind dude

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

cafemusain:

so when i found out spock’s full name was s’chn t’gai spock i literally couldn’t even try to conceive of how to pronounce that so now i pronounce it chicken tikka spock

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

rabioheab:

one thing that annoys me is that lil wayne isn’t very little at all. he’s more average height. average height wayne

notmydate:

Martin Freeman and Jason Watkins |  Nativity

genericanimegirl:

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

whats a god to a nonbeliever 

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

sofiaauditores:

*rips off shirt* video gamES *rips off skin* video gAMES *jumps into space* vidEO GAMES *flies into sun* viDEO GAMES *dies* VIDEO G G GGGGAMMES

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.