cant u die from this
Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.
first you say “stop punching my son” and now you say “stop punching me”? lol make up your mind dude
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
so when i found out spock’s full name was s’chn t’gai spock i literally couldn’t even try to conceive of how to pronounce that so now i pronounce it chicken tikka spock
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
one thing that annoys me is that lil wayne isn’t very little at all. he’s more average height. average height wayne
Martin Freeman and Jason Watkins | Nativity
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.
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